04-20-2014, 12:01 PM
Want to impress a woman? Don't look at these! Place your worst pickup lines here.
"If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit."
"Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world."
"My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in."
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get."
"You have something on your butt. My eyes."
18+
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger."
"Do you come here often?"
"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?"
"That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too."
"If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit."
"Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world."
"My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in."
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get."
"You have something on your butt. My eyes."
18+
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger."
"Do you come here often?"
"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?"
"That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too."