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Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
Want to impress a woman? Don't look at these! Place your worst pickup lines here.
"If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit."
"Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world."
"My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in."
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get."
"You have something on your butt. My eyes."
18+
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger."
"Do you come here often?"
"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?"
"That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too."
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-20-2014
(18, if not higher +) If i was a watermelon would you swallow or spit my seeds?
^ Always works. Trust me.
(I like this post already
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RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
I'll try that one next time xD
RE: Worst pickup lines - Iceglade - 04-20-2014
is ur name wifi cuz im feeling a connection
/thread
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 04-20-2014
tfw no gf
RE: Worst pickup lines - Chibill - 04-20-2014
Lol at ice
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-20-2014
I'm a pilot. Want a ride in the cockpit?
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-20-2014
^ That's not even funny...
RE: Worst pickup lines - RandOMFG - 04-20-2014
Wanna see my 16-bit CISC redstone CPU with an 8-bit IS?
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
(04-20-2014, 08:04 PM)RandOMFG Wrote: Wanna see my 16-bit CISC redstone CPU with an 8-bit IS?
lik iph you cri everytim