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Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
Want to impress a woman? Don't look at these! Place your worst pickup lines here.
"If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit."
"Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world."
"My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in."
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get."
"You have something on your butt. My eyes."
18+
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger."
"Do you come here often?"
"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?"
"That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too."
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-20-2014
(18, if not higher +) If i was a watermelon would you swallow or spit my seeds?
^ Always works. Trust me.
(I like this post already
)
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
I'll try that one next time xD
RE: Worst pickup lines - Iceglade - 04-20-2014
is ur name wifi cuz im feeling a connection
/thread
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 04-20-2014
tfw no gf
RE: Worst pickup lines - Chibill - 04-20-2014
Lol at ice
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-20-2014
I'm a pilot. Want a ride in the cockpit?
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-20-2014
^ That's not even funny...
RE: Worst pickup lines - RandOMFG - 04-20-2014
Wanna see my 16-bit CISC redstone CPU with an 8-bit IS?
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-20-2014
(04-20-2014, 08:04 PM)RandOMFG Wrote: Wanna see my 16-bit CISC redstone CPU with an 8-bit IS?
lik iph you cri everytim
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-20-2014
You'll be the switch and i'll be the cable tonight.
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-20-2014
May I insert my floppy into your drive?
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 04-21-2014
There's only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-21-2014
OH SNAP THAT WAS GOOD
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-21-2014
I put the STD in Stud... All I need is U!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 04-21-2014
I want to put my penis in your vagina.
Did I do good?
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 04:12 AM)Xray_Doc Wrote: I want to put my penis in your vagina.
Did I do good?
git gud
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 04-21-2014
shut up ya fukin casul
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 03:52 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: There's only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
Dayyyuuuummmm, now Uranus has a different meaning all of the sudden xD.
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-21-2014
You have a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in there
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 09:55 AM)EDevil Wrote: You have a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in there
Clever...
RE: Worst pickup lines - JeremyG - 04-21-2014
Ain't nothing 'micro' or 'soft' about it...
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-21-2014
its only micro when its soft.... :C STOP JUDGING ME *cr1s 4 d4y5
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-21-2014
At least Im not Dcentrics
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 03:57 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: At least Im not DcentricsIndeed.
Anyhow: Is your name google? Cause you're everything im searching for.
(Yes, old one. But it needed to be mentioned in le post.)
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-21-2014
My female sense is tingling.
RE: Worst pickup lines - newomaster - 04-21-2014
Baby can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve?
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-22-2014
(04-21-2014, 10:30 PM)newomaster Wrote: Baby can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve?
Im using this. This is mine.... ALL MINE!!!!
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-22-2014
Baby, come and look at my 64 bits.
RE: Worst pickup lines - VirtualPineapple - 04-23-2014
Acquire several dozen limes.
Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
RE: Worst pickup lines - Guy1234567890 - 04-23-2014
Would you like to have anonymous sex with me? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then today is your lucky day!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Legofreak - 04-24-2014
Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 04-24-2014
Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-24-2014
Wanna have sex? Is the answer to that question, the same as the answer to this one?
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-25-2014
(04-24-2014, 09:08 PM)greatgamer34 Wrote: Wanna have sex? Is the answer to that question, the same as the answer to this one?
RE: Worst pickup lines - Legofreak - 04-25-2014
(04-24-2014, 09:08 PM)greatgamer34 Wrote: Wanna have sex? Is the answer to that question, the same as the answer to this one?
A B
0 0 lies
1 0 sex
0 1 lies
1 1 sex
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-26-2014
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
And the middle one is for you!
(works every single time (trust me(I know it may sound odd, but i couldn't believe it either)))
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 04-26-2014
Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-26-2014
(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-26-2014
(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-26-2014
(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I thought it already received some given by the shear size of the piston...
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-27-2014
(04-26-2014, 10:16 PM)EDevil Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I thought it already received some given by the shear size of the piston...
It is a special kind of piston you only use on those you love.
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 04-28-2014
(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-28-2014
Penis.
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-28-2014
(04-28-2014, 02:23 AM)Xray_Doc Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.
Very true!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Nuuppanaani - 04-28-2014
(04-28-2014, 03:57 PM)seankingman Wrote:And it shoots the stuff it's holding out if u use it too quickly.(04-28-2014, 02:23 AM)Xray_Doc Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.
Very true!
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-28-2014
(04-28-2014, 03:30 AM)AFtExploision Wrote: Penis.
I penis you too!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-28-2014
im just gonna break the sequence here and BREAK
RE: Worst pickup lines - Legofreak - 04-28-2014
I would like to extend to you, an invitation the pants party.
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-29-2014
try (
being on topic
)
catch (
Admin will delete post
)
finally (
*Goes back to work*
)
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-29-2014
(04-28-2014, 05:24 PM)Nuuppanaani Wrote:Wow, the similarities of a sticky piston and a penis....(04-28-2014, 03:57 PM)seankingman Wrote:And it shoots the stuff it's holding out if u use it too quickly.(04-28-2014, 02:23 AM)Xray_Doc Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote: it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.
Very true!
(04-29-2014, 10:25 AM)EDevil Wrote: try (
being on topic
)
catch (
Admin will delete post
)
finally (
*Goes back to work*
)
I'm sorry my friend, but you're wrong. I'll fix it up for ya!
try {
being("onTopic");
} catch(Exception e) {
abuseAdminPowers("deletePost");
} finally {
pretend("goBackToWork");
}
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-29-2014
its not abuse if its reality.
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 05-16-2014
The alphabet has 21 letters, right? [She says "No, 26 ye dumbass"]. Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 05-16-2014
More like, U-R-A-F-G-T
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 06-13-2014
Why buying expensive bra's when i can hold your boobs all day long for free?
RE: Worst pickup lines - JeremyG - 06-13-2014
I'd GeT_RiGhT in your F0rest, if you know what I mean
RE: Worst pickup lines - PabloDons - 06-13-2014
Daaaaayyyyuuuuummmm guuuurrl!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xeomorpher - 06-13-2014
*stare at them furiously for 40 minutes*
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 06-14-2014
(05-16-2014, 06:42 AM)David Wrote: The alphabet has 20 letters, right? [She says "No, 26 ye dumbass"]. Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
[She says "You're missing 1 letter ye dumbass"]
Oh, You'll get the 'D' later!
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 06-15-2014
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Cutlassw30 - 06-15-2014
you're a QT3.14
RE: Worst pickup lines - Magazorb - 06-20-2014
One i accidently did at work today to some girl, "May i borrow your hands please?"
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xeomorpher - 06-20-2014
Wait, I've said that too ... and they agreed ... shit, have I been missing out?
RE: Worst pickup lines - VirtualPineapple - 06-20-2014
That was the signal!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Magazorb - 06-24-2014
Poor xeo... missed out on having a hand XD
RE: Worst pickup lines - ourson15 - 07-03-2014
"Want your hopper activated? Here, borrow my lever!"
RE: Worst pickup lines - ourson15 - 07-07-2014
(05-16-2014, 06:42 AM)David Wrote: The alphabet has 21 letters, right? [She says "No, 26 ye dumbass"]. Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
Hmm... Gonna try dat
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 07-08-2014
(04-24-2014, 04:35 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 07-09-2014
(07-08-2014, 01:47 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(04-24-2014, 04:35 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
Then you'd get to 27. That sucks.
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 11:07 AM)David Wrote:Counting skills...(07-08-2014, 01:47 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(04-24-2014, 04:35 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
Then you'd get to 27. That sucks.
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 07-10-2014
(07-09-2014, 06:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(07-09-2014, 11:07 AM)David Wrote:Counting skills...(07-08-2014, 01:47 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(04-24-2014, 04:35 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
Then you'd get to 27. That sucks.
Spaces are not part of the alphabet...
RE: Worst pickup lines - jxu - 07-10-2014
(07-10-2014, 09:52 PM)seankingman Wrote:...(07-09-2014, 06:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(07-09-2014, 11:07 AM)David Wrote:Counting skills...(07-08-2014, 01:47 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(04-24-2014, 04:35 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
Then you'd get to 27. That sucks.
Spaces are not part of the alphabet...
Count the letters...
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 07-11-2014
(07-10-2014, 11:47 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(07-10-2014, 09:52 PM)seankingman Wrote:...(07-09-2014, 06:37 PM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:(07-09-2014, 11:07 AM)David Wrote:Counting skills...(07-08-2014, 01:47 AM)͝ ͟ ͜ Wrote:
Then you'd get to 27. That sucks.
Spaces are not part of the alphabet...
Count the letters...
Exactly, 7 letters + 2 spaces = 9 characters
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 07-12-2014
What's your point, Sean?
RE: Worst pickup lines - zSwifty - 11-13-2015
wow, just, wow
:/ this is strange
RE: Worst pickup lines - PabloDons - 11-13-2015
please don't bump old threads...