Weird facts/laws

[David]

Post here some weird facts, laws, fears etc. you've heard.

These are the weirdest things I've heard yet:
A FEAR FOR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?!?!?!?!?!

A woman killed her husband by poring 1 liter of alcohol in his butt.

A fear to move.

A fear for ducks watching you.

In the United Kingdom pregnant women can ask a cop if they can pee in his helmet.....

[Nickster258]

I would like someone to verify the last one....

[David]

I would like someone to verify the last one....

I heard it in a dutch vid, I can post it here. But I don't think you'll understand it

[Xray_Doc]

In a state (can't remember which one), if there are 5 Native Americans on your property you are allowed to open fire on them.

[David]

I just read a magazine, in 'a' country (Not sure which anymore) you are not allowed to fall asleep with your shoes on in a cheese factory. WHT?

[newomaster]

Well it's illegal to cross the border into Minnesota with a chicken on your head. It is also illegal to walk backwards on a highway in ohio while eating a jelly donut.

[CMOSprinkles]

Don't forget that it's illegal to keep ice cream in your back pocket in Texas, and you can't go whaling in Minnesota. Also, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

[Chibill]

Alibbama It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

Michigan Persons may not be drunk on trains.

Illinois It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

[Xray_Doc]

Alibbama

I really hope that was an accident.

[newomaster]

Aww I wanted to go whaling D:

[Xeomorpher]

Cats are always legal.

[David]

Cats are always legal.

Thats the most normal law I've ever heard, but i heard it from the weirdest person on ORE.

[seankingman]

^ so are dogs, and tobacco.

[Xray_Doc]

but i heard it from the weirdest person on ORE.

BULLSH!T

[Thor23]

Cats are always legal.

I do NOT want to know what you've been doing with cats.

Seriously.

[VirtualPineapple]

You apparently can't deny the existence of god in Vermont ... Ain't movin' there anytime soon.

[seankingman]

Apparently in the UK (this 'island' to which I am a resident of) you cannot hang a bed out of a window. However it is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it's on the rear wheels of his car and he has his right hand on the car.
Never heard of that one before. :S

[Xeomorpher]

What if he's left handed? HUH.

[seankingman]

What if he's left handed? HUH.

Like myself.

[Xray_Doc]

Shut up Xeo, this isn't fun.

[Malcolmforde]

Alabama:

1. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday
2. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

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California:
1. California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates
2. It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
3. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
4. (Carmel, California) A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
(I live in CA, thats why I have so many :3)

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And, since my dad is from the UK:
1. Anal sex is prohibited.
2. Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
3. You may not make out in public.

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And China because of its patheticness:
1. Persons may only bear one child or risk paying a substantial fine.
2. To go to college you must be intelligent.
3. Drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings are liable to a fine of up to five yuan, or a warning.
4. You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.

[VirtualPineapple]

Number 1 and number 4 for China are basically the same thing malc q_q

[tello14]

Newo, this one affects you and me..
Oral sex is illegal in Minnesota

and mal, the one about self inflicted harm isnt wierd at all. during ww2 and other wars with drafts, men were so desprate to go home that they would shoot themselves to get medical discharges.

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XEO XEO XEO

in Hibbing MN

It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

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in massachusettes al; men must bring a rifle to church on sunday

*Alright men, lets go to church to praise the lord! Now dont forget your M-16 and other various assault rifles. While your at it, bring some M-80s and bouncing bettys. now gather round to worship!*

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Marlborough Massachusettes
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

[Malcolmforde]

Tello, wouldn't the last one be international? :3

[tello14]

no. there are plenty of places without many laws >

[seankingman]

It then wouldn't be illegal to detonate a nuclear bomb over the Atlantic as there are no laws in international waters.

[tello14]

YAY kill allll the fishies

[Malcolmforde]

YAY kill allll the fishies

NO! NONONONONONONONO!

[Guy1234567890]

lolololol this thread ;3

[Chibill]

* Chibill Lol'd

[Billman555555]

Under 10 not allowd to see a naked maniquan.