A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says:

[mort96]

"while you're out, get some milk."

He never came home.

Similarly;
A programmer's wife asks him, "Honey, go to the store and buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs buy a dozen."

When he comes back, she asks, "Why did you bring me thirteen loaves of bread?" He explains: "They had eggs."

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[Thor23]

I got a good chuckle from these. Keep 'em coming!

[Malcolmforde]

#include <stdio.h>

int eggs = 12;

main() {
if (eggs == 12) {
printf("13 loafs of bread get\n");
}
else {
printf("1 loaf of bread get\n");
}

[Guy1234567890]

lololololol <3

[qwerasd205]

--Make this Perl, It's better than the junk you had here.

--Not if they have a dozen eggs, rather if they have eggs get a dozen breads loafs.
$eggs = true;

if ($eggs == true) {
$getloafs=13
};
else {
$getloafs=1
};

[Xray_Doc]

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