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A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - mort96 - 08-30-2013
"while you're out, get some milk."
He never came home.
Similarly;
A programmer's wife asks him, "Honey, go to the store and buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs buy a dozen."
When he comes back, she asks, "Why did you bring me thirteen loaves of bread?" He explains: "They had eggs."
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RE: A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - Thor23 - 08-30-2013
I got a good chuckle from these. Keep 'em coming!
RE: A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - Malcolmforde - 10-01-2013
#include <stdio.h>
int eggs = 12;
main() {
if (eggs == 12) {
printf("13 loafs of bread get\n");
}
else {
printf("1 loaf of bread get\n");
}
RE: A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - Guy1234567890 - 10-01-2013
lololololol <3
RE: A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - qwerasd205 - 10-01-2013
(10-01-2013, 06:32 AM)Programmer Nazi Wrote: --Make this Perl, It's better than the junk you had here.
--Not if they have a dozen eggs, rather if they have eggs get a dozen breads loafs.
$eggs = true;
if ($eggs == true) {
$getloafs=13
};
else {
$getloafs=1
};
RE: A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says: - Xray_Doc - 10-01-2013
I don't I know just.. I don't know if we can be the same friends anymore...