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[Guy1234567890]

Welcome to the new forums everybody! Please post freely and openly. We only have two important boundaries: Do not post in other users' Application Threads and do not post in incident threads that you are not a part of.

[Xeomorpher]

Ahem, Dcentrics. I believe I have just bumped the first post made on here.

Bow down before me, child.

[EDevil]

xD PAAYYBACK B*TCH!

[properinglish]

You... you've awoken It.

[Xeomorpher]

The time of reckoning is upon us.

[redstonewarrior]

The sheeple will rise and destroy us all.

[AFtExploision]

RECKONING XEO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOT EVEN DA ICE CREAM CAN SAVE US

[Chibill]

I can save us we must use the wither Dragon. (wither riding an ender dragon.)

[tokumei]

Um, if this is the first thread, then why is the tid 2??

[EDevil]

Perhaps 1 was a test thread... I DEMAND ANSWERS EARLY ADMINS

[Xeomorpher]

MUAHAHAAAAAAA, I killed ?tid=1. Her body is buried underneath the church.

[seankingman]

Xeo's a murderer. RUN!

[Chibill]

Someone should make the thread creation code reuse old numbers from threads that were delleted.

[AFtExploision]

Yush[b]

[Xray_Doc]

OH SHIT HE FORGOT TO CLOSE HIS BOLD BRACKET

[Guy1234567890]

The first threads were the "read before posting" threads I made, I believe.
-ignore that. Perhaps it just starts with 2?

[EDevil]

^ Who's that guy?

(Ba dum tsss)

[Dcentrics]

Perhaps 1 was a test thread... I DEMAND ANSWERS EARLY ADMINS

*earlymins and the first post was....... it...

[Dcentrics]

i actually know what the first post was and it wasnt much lol

[David]

An admin bumping an old thread? What's going on here?

[Xeomorpher]

*Ahem, early admin here.

We didn't know whether to start thread ids at 0 or 1, so we pissed off everyone by starting at 2

(we didn't actually)

[Dcentrics]

(we didn't actually)

It

[AFtExploision]

Who is "we"? aren't all the admins extensions of newo?

[EDevil]

Who is "we"? aren't all the admins extensions of newo?

No. Of Cthulhu.

[Dcentrics]

NO EVIL YOU SPOKE OF........................
*was saying this as IT came up behind him and ripped dcentrics's spine out and strangled him with it

[Dcentrics]

we may not speak of .... because it lives in the unopened chambers of rule................ 8

[Iceglade]

Philosophy majors right here :3

[redstonewarrior]

Hate to ask, but I think we should keep conversations short and to the point in the announcements section. If there's an update here, people generally should read it, and long / derpy conversations is a violation of that idea.

[Guy1234567890]

^^^^^

[EDevil]

Soooo..... Delete everything?

[Xeomorpher]

Oh shush red

[AFtExploision]

More random convos *rebels*

[Xeomorpher]

*Finger hovers over lock*

[seankingman]

*The force of magnetism repels Xeo's finger*

[EDevil]

*Mouse hovers over "lock thread" button*

[redstonewarrior]

*manually locks thread from sql client*

[Dcentrics]

unlocked/legn'd for the sake of sake

[Xeomorpher]

lock'd because fuck you

[Dcentrics]

UNLOCKED CUZ DA PEOPLE MAY WANT TO POST! (feels and sql lock comming)

[Xray_Doc]

Move back to announcements please

[EDevil]

Fuck that. Locked.

[Xeomorpher]

OR IS IT

[Iceglade]

MUCH POST

[Xeomorpher]

BOOOOM, BITCH

[AFtExploision]

POST MUCH>

[Shophaune]

*coughs*

[VirtualPineapple]

*snaps finger in a Z formation*

[greatgamer34]

bump

[Chibill]

Lock it!

[greatgamer34]

Nevvaaahhh

[Dcentrics]

imma SQL UNLOCK DIS MOTHERBUZZER so EVil canT lOkk it

[greatgamer34]

Haha no -_-

[EDevil]

*Looks at thread*

*Faith in humanity lost*

*Goes back to work*

[seankingman]

*Looks at thread*

*Faith in humanity lost*

*Goes back to work*

A daily occurrance when searching through the Off-Topic section...

[Dcentrics]

we had faith in us in the first place?

[Chibill]

imma SQL UNLOCK DIS MOTHERBUZZER so EVil canT lOkk it

Give me some time and it will be locked! Rahahahah! Man in the middle!

[Dcentrics]

*throws chi out of plane*

[seankingman]

Who said we were in a plane?

[Dcentrics]

ORE is the plane..... and... and WE'RE RIDING IT LIKE A SURPHBOARD! SURPHBOARD!

[Xray_Doc]

This thread fucking sucks.

Someone had to say it.

[Dcentrics]

I'm sure its in here somewhere xray q_q

[Nuuppanaani]

Oh, I didn't know we made a new last poster wins

[Xray_Doc]

That post didn't die in vain, but remember it died because of all of you.

[Nuuppanaani]

all of me?

[Dcentrics]

mhm all of you nuuppanaani ALL

[Billman555555]

Bump! :3

Try {
lookingInLegends()
} catch (HumanityExeption he)
Finally {
Throw.exeptionNull(he);
Pretend.toHaveFaith(); }

[Chibill]

Why! It was dead why bring it back to life?

[boomerangbro10]

Why! It was dead why bring it back to life?

Because....


...good question

[greatgamer34]

does that mean close the thread?
</thread>

[greatgamer34]

does that mean close the thread?
</thread>

P.S 500!

[AFtExploision]

How could the new forums be real if our eyes aren't real

[LordDecapo]

bumpity bump bump

[Nuuppanaani]

lmao!

[greatgamer34]

lok'd

[PabloDons]

ykw, I am going to bump this for the lulz. mfw the first ever thread on the forums was this bullshit xD

[Chibill]

Bad pablo

[Apuly]

we always make quite a big deal out of bumping old threads, so staff members shouldn't ever do it themselves

[PabloDons]

Ik, but this is a special case, I mean who doesn't want to see the first ever thread? XD

[Apuly]

this is not a special case.
this is just being obnoxious.
If they want the first thread ever, all they need is a little knowledge on how urls work.

[Legofreak]

why did the first thread start at #2? did #1 ever exist?

[Nickster258]

It was removed (I find it funny that this is a staff-only thread)

[Apuly]

it is quite hilarious indeed

[LordDecapo]

bumpity bump bump

#TriggeringAllStaff

[Apuly]

So basically you just triggered yourself.
Good job m8.