tu eres mi hijo!

[Konstacon]

vamonos a la playa, mi hijo! mi hija, Xray_Doc, es un idiota! IDIOTA! tu eres mejor que xray_doc, mucho mejor! 

use your dora skills to translate.

i didnt use translate ;-; 

[Nickster258]

... What is the purpose if these?

[AFtExploision]

just to annoy you ty- nick

[Konstacon]

because nick... you need to understand...
you are my son

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

> b-b-but it can't be!

[Xray_Doc]

I take Honors Spanish 3 you dumb fuck

I'm starting to think these aren't satire and you actually hate me

[Nickster258]

Yeah, these threads are out of line...

[Konstacon]

satire? i thought you said weast...