How to potato

greatgamer34 · (This post was last modified: 10-20-2014, 06:24 PM by greatgamer34.)

A Guide on how to run a computer on a potato.

step 1: get potato
step 2: Plug stuff into said potato
step x: profit
step x+2: get more potatoes and bitcoin mine
step x^2: profit from bicoin

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Xray_Doc · 10-20-2014, 07:23 PM

Hook up a GUI to track the hacker 4 chan's IP

greatgamer34 · 10-20-2014, 07:39 PM

but the nsa might try to find out whos hackering on the 4 channel to reveal more j-law D:

AFtExploision · 10-21-2014, 02:46 AM

Tjakka5 · (This post was last modified: 10-21-2014, 08:09 AM by Tjakka5.)

Also, wasnt it so that running a computer mining bitcoins would give a higher electrictity bill than the bitcoins would be worth?

Apuly · 10-22-2014, 12:43 AM

Butt wat if x < (3^0.5)?

AFtExploision · 10-22-2014, 01:01 AM

Then your done screwed, son

greatgamer34 · 10-22-2014, 01:35 AM

(10-22-2014, 12:43 AM)paulydboy Wrote: Butt wat if x < (3^0.5)?

what about -2^.5?

i * sqrt(2)...

TSO · 10-22-2014, 07:45 AM

What if you planted the potato and took power from it, so that the potato made more potatoes and you were just bumming energy off of the sun the whole time?

greatgamer34 · 10-22-2014, 06:12 PM

i think this is why Ireland ran out of potatoes..

slugdude · 10-26-2014, 02:33 AM

(10-22-2014, 06:12 PM)greatgamer34 Wrote: i think this is why Ireland ran out of potatoes..

They didn't run out, (well technically they did) but it was a disease that killed all teh POTATOES

PhysoniumI · 10-29-2014, 05:33 AM

MURDER TEH POTATOES!

TBH that power system is completly inneficient.

Though, I think I discovered a door capable of perpetual motion today. At a steady interval the latch clicked in, appears to have no power cables or anything attached to it.

VOODOO MAGIC SCARY STUFF O_O

tbh, that door would be just as inneficient for power generation as a potato, but not quite so bad...

How would you harvest millions of potatoes per second? Potatoe powered vehicles? You might as well ferment the potatoes into a potato-based alchohol and run the vehicles off that (after draining them via direct electric interfaces).

POTATOES, GET TO WORK!

Also, you can grow potatoes really densely actually. It's pretty rediculous how many potatoes you can get per square meter, given depth.

greatgamer34 · 10-29-2014, 10:40 AM

you did a lot of research on potatoes...

Tjakka5 · (This post was last modified: 10-29-2014, 04:38 PM by Tjakka5.)

But isnt the energy basically gotten thanks to photosynthesis?
Couldn't we just use solar panels/cells? >.>

Apuly · 10-30-2014, 02:07 PM

That's too much work thanks.

PhysoniumI · 11-01-2014, 12:24 AM

TBH we could also eat any excess potatoes. Can YOU eat solar panels?

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