PLEASE DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT.

[irenidai]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE A FORUM WHERE YOU CAN'T DELETE THE ACCOUNT?

[Xray_Doc]

You can never get off the ride

[PabloDons]

it's like a vagina with teeth, once you get in, the teeth sinks into your dick and you can never get out unless you rip your dick off

[Magazorb]

Logic dictates that you wouldn't want to delete a account if you wanted it in the first place.

I mean who on earth would sign up to something not knowing what it is?

[TSO]

Relax, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Also, I have never seen a forum where you can do that.

[Magazorb]

I think we was just too lazy to implement a method of doing so and saw no reason as to why it would even make a difference in any way, no one deletes information permanently, they just compress it really tightly and say you've been deleted, even if your account has been deleted for 20 years.
With storage becoming ever more cheaper it's pretty much free to keep the data in a compressed format, so all you end up doing is removing your ability to see what you did, doesn't stop them though.

[Xray_Doc]

Who is this guy anyway and why do you want it removed?

[greatgamer34]

hes an skrub, and he wants it removed becuz hes an skrub

[Xray_Doc]

Lmoa git gud

[jxu]

Logic dictates that you wouldn't want to delete a account if you wanted it in the first place.

Shitty logic strikes again

[Guy1234567890]

irenidai will live on forever

[PabloDons]

He will be remembered for all eternity, please move this to legends.

[Guy1234567890]

^ +1

[David]

+300  

[greatgamer34]

mov'd