What's your favorite programming language(s) and why?

[Nuuppanaani]

Woop! I know all the answers:

• Aft - Python
  
• Tyler - Python
  
• Pablo - Python
  
• ddthj - Python
  
• nonemu - Python
  
• Mort - Mortup (/Javascript)
  
• Voltz - Haskell
  
• DeCapo - ASM for his own shit
  
• Chibill - Java
  
• Magic - Java
  
• Slugdude - Bash
  
• Qwer - Perl
  
• Nick - VScript (pretty sure that's the name of the scripting language for the Source engine)
  
• JeremyG - VScript
  

See how many I got right :pp