Story time

[jxu]

>Me, defragmenting my hard drive
>Pass 1: 10% fragmented
>okay
>Pass 2: 8% fragmented
>Pass 3: 6% fragmented
>Pass 4: 5% fragmented
>going pretty well so far
>Pass 5: 24% fragmented

>wut

[PNWMan]

An excerpt from the classic book, "Defragment your children into Dreamland."

[Xray_Doc]

>Be me
>complete loser, so spend most of my time online
>Go onto a forum I use a lot
>see some new threads, nothing interesting happens that much anymore
>Open new thread
>see greentext story outside of a particular website
>in 2011+3
>I shiggy diggy doo

Oh and who are you quoting?

[Tjakka5]

>Be me.
>9 years old.
>Go to school like everyday.
>Get bullied
>dontcare.jpg
>Bully is bullying me again
>I just walk away.
>Bully falls, broke his nose.
>OMG.jpg
>Laugh
>Teacher come, tell me I shouldnt be laughing at him.
>I do it anyways
>School things I'm a bully now.
>Doesnt matter, I got a cat for my birthday
>OhYiss.gif

[David]

Hi   

[redstonewarrior]

>Defragmenting
Windows n00b

[jxu]

>Mac master race because it's running linux and has iMovie

[Xray_Doc]

>Le maymay arrows XDD

[boomerangbro10]

>Le maymay arrows XDD

>think of something random
>put an arrow as a bullet
>make steps explaining that random thing
>have someone make a list explaining the thought process that existed
>insert random line at the end that messes it up
>octopus

[Xray_Doc]

<hear shrek is love shrek is life in public
<now contemplating suicide
<will get back to you later

[greatgamer34]

>Doesnt understand 4chan
></thread>

[Nuuppanaani]

I recommend placing the page file / swap partition on ramdisk to make it alot faster

[EDevil]

I recommend placing the page file / swap partition on ramdisk to make it alot faster

[Nickster258]

Oh god... the 4chan...

[Xeomorpher]

CAN NO ONE USE A GODDAMN CONSISTENT SHADE OF GREEN?

[jxu]

>I can assure you the first shade was correct

[PabloDons]

>browsing openredchan forum
>off topic time.jpg
>see thread with the title "story time"
>disgonbegud.gif
>see 4chan shitstorm
>nope.mp3
>turn my keyboard upside down to reveal a button
>button says "nope"
>PRESS IT!
>satilite in outer space turn to point at my exact location
>satilite shoots superbeam desintigrating me and my computer
>thank god
>everybody do the dinosaur