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Story time - jxu - 07-05-2014
>Me, defragmenting my hard drive
>Pass 1: 10% fragmented
>okay
>Pass 2: 8% fragmented
>Pass 3: 6% fragmented
>Pass 4: 5% fragmented
>going pretty well so far
>Pass 5: 24% fragmented
>wut
RE: Story time - PNWMan - 07-05-2014
An excerpt from the classic book, "Defragment your children into Dreamland."
RE: Story time - Xray_Doc - 07-05-2014
>Be me
>complete loser, so spend most of my time online
>Go onto a forum I use a lot
>see some new threads, nothing interesting happens that much anymore
>Open new thread
>see greentext story outside of a particular website
>in 2011+3
>I shiggy diggy doo
Oh and who are you quoting?
RE: Story time - Tjakka5 - 07-06-2014
>Be me.
>9 years old.
>Go to school like everyday.
>Get bullied
>dontcare.jpg
>Bully is bullying me again
>I just walk away.
>Bully falls, broke his nose.
>OMG.jpg
>Laugh
>Teacher come, tell me I shouldnt be laughing at him.
>I do it anyways
>School things I'm a bully now.
>Doesnt matter, I got a cat for my birthday
>OhYiss.gif
RE: Story time - David - 07-06-2014
Hi
RE: Story time - redstonewarrior - 07-07-2014
>Defragmenting
Windows n00b
RE: Story time - jxu - 07-07-2014
>Mac master race because it's running linux and has iMovie
RE: Story time - Xray_Doc - 07-08-2014
>Le maymay arrows XDD
RE: Story time - boomerangbro10 - 07-09-2014
(07-08-2014, 09:10 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: >Le maymay arrows XDD>think of something random
>put an arrow as a bullet
>make steps explaining that random thing
>have someone make a list explaining the thought process that existed
>insert random line at the end that messes it up
>octopus
RE: Story time - Xray_Doc - 07-09-2014
<hear shrek is love shrek is life in public
<now contemplating suicide
<will get back to you later
RE: Story time - greatgamer34 - 07-09-2014
>Doesnt understand 4chan
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RE: Story time - Nuuppanaani - 07-14-2014
I recommend placing the page file / swap partition on ramdisk to make it alot faster
RE: Story time - EDevil - 07-14-2014
(07-14-2014, 02:58 PM)Nuuppanaani Wrote: I recommend placing the page file / swap partition on ramdisk to make it alot faster
RE: Story time - Nickster258 - 07-16-2014
Oh god... the 4chan...
RE: Story time - Xeomorpher - 07-16-2014
CAN NO ONE USE A GODDAMN CONSISTENT SHADE OF GREEN?
RE: Story time - jxu - 07-16-2014
>I can assure you the first shade was correct
RE: Story time - PabloDons - 07-20-2014
>browsing openredchan forum
>off topic time.jpg
>see thread with the title "story time"
>disgonbegud.gif
>see 4chan shitstorm
>nope.mp3
>turn my keyboard upside down to reveal a button
>button says "nope"
>PRESS IT!
>satilite in outer space turn to point at my exact location
>satilite shoots superbeam desintigrating me and my computer
>thank god
>everybody do the dinosaur