ORE Member/School application shaming thread

[qwerasd205]

I'll get this started with this person who obviously just skimmed over the apply guide and had no idea what the server was about. My favorite part is "... I'm pretty advanced", also "elevators".

Minecraft name: -<Removed Lol>-


What do you like the most about redstone?: You can build lots of cool machines.

What's a thing you have made which demonstrates redstone knowledge?: Doors, Cars, Planes, Clocks... i'm pretty advanced.

What does it do?: cool stuff

Image and/or video, from imgur.com or youtube.com: -<Removed Lol>- (this is one of my faves)

What do you plan on making for your build trial?: elevators

Do you agree with the rules?: yes  

And then Lam replied

An elevator does not show enough knowledge to enter the build server.
Also, how do you make a plane from redstone?

[qwerasd205]

Im a redstone builder and i do a lot of farms, clocks, mini games, and piston doors and stuff like that. i would help out with other people and im a nice person. i saw all the rules and i read them to i would love to join the sever pls accept this i would love to join the sever and im on minecraft alot of the time.

This was a build server application.

[qwerasd205]

Another Build one. The image fail cracked me up.

Minecraft name:-<removed lol>-
What do you like the most about redstone?:comparators and ssticky pistons
What's a thing you have made which demonstrates redstone knowledge?:i don't understand i'm french Huh
What does it do?:i don't understand i'm french Huh
images :[img]C:\Users\ultimatech\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\screenshots[/img][img]C:\Users\ultimatech\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\screenshots[/img]
What do you plan on making for your build trial?:a 6x4 piston door
Do you agree with the rules?: yes

[qwerasd205]

This one needs the title to make any sense, it's a Build application:

<title>Can I be a member?</title>
thanks!

They obviously didn't read anything before posting this.

[qwerasd205]

A Build app, my favorite part is "How minecraft made redstone with their coding skillz"

Minecraft name: -<removed lol>-
What do you like the most about redstone?: How Minecraft Made Redstone with their coding skillz
What's a thing you have made which demonstrates redstone knowledge?: a 126x126 Working Automatic Melon Farm
What does it do?: it is practecly technology in minecraft
Image and/or video, from imgur.com or youtube.com: Sorry Got nothin
Do you agree with the rules?:Of course

[qwerasd205]

A Build application, the title was "redstone pro apply me", that's my favorite part.

-<removed lol>-
i like to build big things with redstone like tic tac toe redstone clock and real things that is nice and decorated. you click on buttons to get X or O easy Smile
[img]file:///C:/Users/paul/AppData/Roaming/.minecraft/screenshots/2015-09-02_23.02.58.png[/img]
yes.

and also another image fail.

[qwerasd205]

The title on this one was "Could i join your redstone server"

can I join build server I wont break any rules and I've never been banned from a server and I have played Minecraft since 2010 and I know ALOT about it so I think that is a good and reasonable reason thanks Bob

"thanks Bob", you're missing a comma there, Bob. The whole thing is a run on sentence.

[qwerasd205]

This build application is straight to the point at least...

Minecraft name: -<removed lol>-

What do you like the most about redstone?: Doors.

What's a thing you have made which demonstrates redstone knowledge?: A door?

What does it do?: Open

Image and/or video, from imgur.com or youtube.com: ...

Do you agree with the rules?: Yes! <3

what does it do "open" lol

[Apuly]

this has got to be one of the most terrible threads that I've seen on any forum thus far.
and that includes all of joshs bullshit.

[qwerasd205]

this has got to be one of the most terrible threads that I've seen on any forum thus far.
and that includes all of joshs bullshit.

ORLY?!?!?!?!?! You try to do better and find funnier ones and put them here to improve it instead of being a judgemental fuck.

[PersonUser519]

Minecraft name: -<removed lol>-

What do you like the most about redstone?:
The color of it
What's a thing you have made which demonstrates redstone knowledge?:
A Block of redstone
What does the thing do?: Its red

Image and/or video, from imgur.com or youtube.com:
[Image: 2lwq3k2.jpg]
Do you agree with the rules?: Yes

[Apuly]

this has got to be one of the most terrible threads that I've seen on any forum thus far.
and that includes all of joshs bullshit.

ORLY?!?!?!?!?! You try to do better and find funnier ones and put them here to improve it instead of being a judgemental fuck.

It's not the apps that are terrible.
It's just the entire idea of this thread is terrible.

Also no app will ever be better this

[slugdude]

I'm pretty sure we already have a wall of shame (in legends I think?)

Edit: here it is: https://forum.openredstone.org/showthread.php?tid=3920

[Apuly]

There have been multiple in the past.
All of them died fairly quickly.

[slugdude]

There have been multiple in the past.
All of them died fairly quickly.

Like your memes

[jxu]

This thread is only terrible because it can't live up to mine, the original https://forum.openredstone.org/showthread.php?tid=3920

from 2014 wow

[Apuly]

There have been multiple in the past.
All of them died fairly quickly.

Like your memes

A meme isn't a meme if it doesn't meme