(09-07-2013, 06:24 PM)seankingman Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
He had a parasite that needed to get his host eaten by a fox on the other side. It lesioned his sensorimotor cortex, causing it to waddle forward uncontrollably.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=...2915#comic
Alternatively, it was to get to the other side. "the other side" is a metaphor for death