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Sh!t jokes - Xeomorpher - 09-07-2013
Thread for all the terrible jokes .. yea
here goes:
What do quantum physicists say during sex?
This is a super-position
I told you they were terrible.
RE: Sh!t jokes - seankingman - 09-07-2013
Why did the chicken cross the road?
RE: Sh!t jokes - newomaster - 09-08-2013
A guy walked into a bar... and said ow.
yea...
RE: Sh!t jokes - seankingman - 09-08-2013
(09-08-2013, 07:15 PM)newomaster Wrote: A guy walked into a bar... and said ow.I like that one.
yea...
RE: Sh!t jokes - mad1231999 - 09-08-2013
Why do Java programmers use glasses?
Because they don't C#...
RE: Sh!t jokes - mort96 - 09-08-2013
(09-07-2013, 06:24 PM)seankingman Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
He had a parasite that needed to get his host eaten by a fox on the other side. It lesioned his sensorimotor cortex, causing it to waddle forward uncontrollably.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2915#comic
Alternatively, it was to get to the other side. "the other side" is a metaphor for death
RE: Sh!t jokes - David - 09-11-2013
(09-07-2013, 06:24 PM)seankingman Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6nSOgsI_vo
(09-08-2013, 08:26 PM)mad1231999 Wrote: Why do Java programmers use glasses?
Because they don't C#...
I like that one!
RE: Sh!t jokes - Xray_Doc - 09-11-2013
![[Image: wUzufru.png]](http://i.imgur.com/wUzufru.png)
RE: Sh!t jokes - Chibill - 09-11-2013
There are 10 types of people in the workday those who understand binary and those who don't.
RE: Sh!t jokes - VirtualPineapple - 09-12-2013
What is a red book that smells like a blue book.
A red book