Worst pickup lines

[David]

it's two meters long and one meter thick!

And doubles in length when it is given energy.

I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.

Very true!

And it shoots the stuff it's holding out if u use it too quickly.

Wow, the similarities of a sticky piston and a penis....

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try (
being on topic
)
catch (
Admin will delete post
)
finally (
*Goes back to work*
)

I'm sorry my friend, but you're wrong. I'll fix it up for ya!

try {
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} catch(Exception e) {
abuseAdminPowers("deletePost");
} finally {
pretend("goBackToWork");
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