04-23-2014, 08:17 AM
Would you like to have anonymous sex with me? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then today is your lucky day!
04-23-2014, 08:17 AM
Would you like to have anonymous sex with me? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then today is your lucky day!
04-24-2014, 01:26 AM
Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
04-24-2014, 04:35 AM
Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait, I forgot tfw no gf
04-24-2014, 09:08 PM
Wanna have sex? Is the answer to that question, the same as the answer to this one?
04-26-2014, 09:30 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue I have 5 fingers And the middle one is for you! (works every single time (trust me(I know it may sound odd, but i couldn't believe it either)))
Why do i keep coming back? No idea.
04-26-2014, 09:37 PM
Hey, you extend my sticky piston.
04-26-2014, 09:44 PM
04-26-2014, 09:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-26-2014, 09:47 PM by seankingman.)
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