Sudden crap computer peformance?

[tokumei]

Windows 8: n. 64 bit rehash of 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell
for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4
bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit
of competition.

Where's the like button on this thing?
Ah, there we go. (see post icon)