A programmer heads out to the store. His wife says:

[qwerasd205]

--Make this Perl, It's better than the junk you had here.

--Not if they have a dozen eggs, rather if they have eggs get a dozen breads loafs.
$eggs = true;

if ($eggs == true) {
$getloafs=13
};
else {
$getloafs=1
};