Favourite game quote

[David]

I think the title says it all .

"For this next test we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumours. Now maybe you don't have any tumours. Well don't worry, if you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants we took care of that too. "

That's from Cave Johnson in Portal 2

[Xray_Doc]

DANCE WATER, DANCE

[Nickster258]

http://www.portal2sounds.com/

This one especially by Cave Johnson: "All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos."

Pick anyone of those and multiple quotes from Scooter in Borderlands 2.

[Thor23]

DANCE WATER, DANCE

Got it memorized?


Practically anything that Cave Johnson says is pure gold. But I think my favorite's got to be this one from near the end of KH3D:
"As your flesh bears the sigil, so your name shall be known as that...of a recusant."

[AFtExploision]

SPOILERS

"Now, sit tight. It'll be over soon. No
matter what happens next, you'll be done soon.
I suppose all that's left is to try to remember this
moment. The bastion is going to take us back to a
better time. Might be we'll forget everything you've
done, and each other. Though after all we've
been through, I find that hard to believe. So long, Kid,
maybe I'll see you in the next one. Caelondia, we're
coming home." -Rucks, from Bastion, at the end of the game.
It's really the moment, with the entire game leading to this moment, as
well as the ending theme.

[Xray_Doc]

I now have 2 more.

"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" - Metal Gear Solid

"PRAISE THE SUN!"

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"Heyaa!" -Link

[EDevil]

"Tango down"

[Nuuppanaani]

"Reading a porn magazine!" - Every single Spetsnaz in Cod4

[Neogreenyew]

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent..."
- Knight Solaire

[Xray_Doc]

Every Solaire quote basically.

Jolly cooperation!

[Legofreak]

I cant even think of other games after reading Cave Johnson.... my favorite quote of his is this:

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'" ―Cave Johnson

[David]

Yeah, that one's pretty funny too xD. I wish Cave Johnson would be the CEO of google.

[Nickster258]

Also, any Cave Johnson quotes are good.