i was only 9 yrs old, when i heard my first 2 stroke motor. my ears orgasmed so hard, that i had to know which bike it was. i looked behind me, there she was, a KTM 690 SMC-R. i came a little in my pants, i wasnt embarassed, but pleased
i took pictures of her and ran home, quickly going to the bathrooms to jerk off. as soon as i finished, i got upset because i dont have such motorcycle. i then cried myself to sleep and died the next morning because of dehydration.
the end.

the end.