Are you left handed or right handed?

[Nickster258]

Simple enough.

[PabloDons]

To make it more interesting, I shall slap an interesting question on your face. Everyone that answers the poll. Reply in depth why you think that is?

[Apuly]

why not both?

[newomaster]

To make it more interesting, I shall slap an interesting question on your face. Everyone that answers the poll. Reply in depth why you think that is?

I'm left handed because that's the hand I used first when I started writing (probably even the first time I picked the pencil up). From that point on, my brain didn't find the benefits of social conformity worth the rewire. It's like a gradient descent algorithm: It finds the closest minima/maxima in terms of efficacy but fails to realize that lower/higher minima/maxima could exist because it fails to contemplate reversing its learning task momentarily for a potential greater gain. Such is the stupidity of evolution sometimes. All I can say is I have whoever handed me a writing utensil for the first time to blame for being a weird child who always got dark silver-grey pencil smears on his left hand. I think I've wasted a collective day of time over the course of my education from fiddling with the arrangement of papers on desks made for the 'right' sided folk. 

I literally am right handed for everything other than writing, because apparently child me took offense to being a weirdo and specifically took an effort to learn everything the right way. Yay groupthink.