The mythos of Coolt (Verbatim)

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Coolt was a mysterious little prick, to whom ye all shall cringe in the presence of. Coolt remained docile and homely till the scourge of the 2014 macro event. This, indeed, coerces several planets into SUBMISSION! 

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