Important Redstone PSA

[Coolt5000]

Have you or a loved one consumed the drug Redstone and suffered these symptoms:
Extreme irritibility,
Ostentatious intellect,
A lack of a life

Then you may be entitled to significant compensation!
According to a 2014 study made by the Minecraft Federal Drug Department, pharmaceutical institutions like ORE,Styms, and redstoner.com have made falsified claims about redstone's benefits, such as the ability to:
Understand Computer Science,
Be better than Sethbling,
and gain peer admirement.

According to the same MFDD study, these companies have also omitted Redstone's side effects in their advertising in order to gain more users.

These companies are already paying significant compensation to those who qualify.
Thousands of patients have already filed settlements, it's your time to act!

Call 1-800-REDSTONEBAD

[CreepyTacoMan]

redstone's bad mmk.

[Xray_Doc]

Only the RDF can cure it :^)

[AFtExploision]

But the RDF is ded

[greatgamer34]

Smoke some weed, you literally cannot try to redstone.

[Xray_Doc]

Or you can get some meth. I'm always selling some on my plot.