Stop trying.

[DeltaPi]

No bagels are better. He's obviously a bagel.

I honestly don't care what pastry you envision me to be, as long as it stays pastry, and not human.

You should be ashamed of yourself for even trying to figure it out. I'm anonymous for a reason.

Okay then, you're a donut-shaped human : ^ ) <3

Sure, you kids keep playing, just don't get involved in grownup issues.

What kind of "issues" are you having? Financial? Sexual? Depression? Nobody believes you?

So now you've fallen as low to simply insult me. I won't be posting here more.