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Jokes - gelloe - 04-08-2014
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a jokes person. Like, a hardcore jokes person. I make jokes a lot, and I share them in person but not much online. I need that to change. SOOO, how about we have a joke exchange? Eh? Eh? What do you think?
Let me start off with one of my classicsWhat do you pay at a suicide booth?
A death toll(Select with your mouse to see)
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-08-2014
Yo mamma so fat she broke the rope I tried to hang her with last night
RE: Jokes - Iceglade - 04-08-2014
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
...to get to the other tide
*hides
RE: Jokes - Chibill - 04-08-2014
Why does 1 + 1 = 10?
Because your counting in binary silly.
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-08-2014
My list of anti-jokes:
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
-He was hit by a bus.
Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
-she had no arms.
Knock-knock, who's there?
-not Suzy.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
-The holocaust.
Just a small list. I can keep going...
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-08-2014
Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
RE: Jokes - Xray_Doc - 04-08-2014
(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
Nice screencap copy.
Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-09-2014
(04-08-2014, 11:44 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote:THANKS(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
Nice screencap copy.
Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass
RE: Jokes - gelloe - 04-09-2014
I'm a little disappointed by the replies, but It's better than nothing.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
>Because it was on a roll<
RE: Jokes - Xray_Doc - 04-09-2014
We can see the white text.
You are the real joke.
RE: Jokes - EDevil - 04-09-2014
(04-09-2014, 06:17 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: We can see the white text.
You are the real joke.
We'll laugh at you. We'll laugh hard.
RE: Jokes - gelloe - 04-11-2014
(04-09-2014, 06:17 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: We can see the white text.
You are the real joke.
You truly are a master of Xray...
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-14-2014
Stay classy, xray
RE: Jokes - gelloe - 04-16-2014
NEW JOKE!
So a guy is walking around a town he's visiting
Suddenly, a salesman walks up to him and says "Hi! Would you like to buy a coffin?"
The tourist replies to the salesman and says "Actually, a coffin is the last thing I need"
Suddenly, a salesman walks up to him and says "Hi! Would you like to buy a coffin?"
The tourist replies to the salesman and says "Actually, a coffin is the last thing I need"
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-16-2014
I hate that version. I better prefer the riddle one:
The man who makes it doesn't want it.
The man who wants it doesn't use it.
The man who's using it doesn't know he is using it.
What is "it"?
RE: Jokes - EDevil - 04-17-2014
You're so fat, you look the cheat codes up for wii fit
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-17-2014
(04-17-2014, 11:43 AM)EDevil Wrote: You're so fat, you look the cheat codes up for wii fit
![[Image: 30423254.jpg]](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/30423254.jpg)
RE: Jokes - Xray_Doc - 04-17-2014
Reddit: A Tale of Unorigionality
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-17-2014
![[Image: smash-bros-villager-meme-over-soon.jpg]](http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0613/smash-bros-villager-meme-over-soon.jpg)
![[Image: funny-fat-girl-backward-ass-pic.jpg]](http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-fat-girl-backward-ass-pic.jpg)
![[Image: 3b46a0_1881624.jpg]](http://www.funnyjunk.com/imgrd/rd/pictures/3b/46/3b46a0_1881624.jpg/)
![[Image: frabz-She-be-like-Babe-Why-you-dont-pick...bc64e9.jpg]](http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i59/2/10/18/frabz-She-be-like-Babe-Why-you-dont-pick-me-up-anymore-bc64e9.jpg)
![[Image: so_that_s_what_posts_are_for_540.jpg]](http://img3.owned.com/media/images/9/2/4/9/9249/so_that_s_what_posts_are_for_540.jpg)
now i cri
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-17-2014
![[Image: giphy.gif]](http://media.giphy.com/media/okXcB4GvHSkJG/giphy.gif)
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-17-2014
xD
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-17-2014
btw i was playing world of tanks in the T1 cummingham when a person said to check around the c-4. I yelled NO THAT SHIT GONNA BLOW UP
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-17-2014
ba dum tss
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-17-2014
(04-17-2014, 06:01 PM)Dcentrics Wrote: btw i was playing world of tanks in the T1 cummingham when a person said to check around the c-4. I yelled NO THAT SHIT GONNA BLOW UP
Just soooo original.
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-18-2014
thx m8
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-19-2014
(04-18-2014, 02:56 PM)Dcentrics Wrote: thx m8
u wot m8?
RE: Jokes - Konstacon - 04-20-2014
Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
RE: Jokes - Chibill - 04-20-2014
Man you stand on toilet high on pot!
Who is Geaneral Falure and why is he reading my hard drive.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Thoses who understand binary and those who don't.
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-27-2014
(04-20-2014, 01:58 AM)snugglycreeper9 Wrote: Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
These are just baaaad.
RE: Jokes - Legofreak - 04-28-2014
(04-27-2014, 02:09 AM)Nickster258 Wrote:(04-20-2014, 01:58 AM)snugglycreeper9 Wrote: Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
These are just baaaad.
bad enough to make me lol...
its like:
What did the lion say to the tiger?
Nothing
RE: Jokes - David - 04-28-2014
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, those who don't, those who know hexadecimal and binary, those who only know hexadecimal and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 5!
RE: Jokes - Dcentrics - 04-28-2014
wat
RE: Jokes - boomerangbro10 - 05-15-2014
(04-28-2014, 10:00 AM)David Wrote: There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, those who don't, those who know hexadecimal and binary, those who only know hexadecimal and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 5!
Sounds like this one:
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary
Those who don't
And those who DIDN'T expect this joke to be in base 3!
RE: Jokes - Legofreak - 05-16-2014
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bump!
Bump who?
Bumping is nothing to joke about...