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Jokes - gelloe - 04-08-2014
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a jokes person. Like, a hardcore jokes person. I make jokes a lot, and I share them in person but not much online. I need that to change. SOOO, how about we have a joke exchange? Eh? Eh? What do you think?
Let me start off with one of my classicsWhat do you pay at a suicide booth?
A death toll(Select with your mouse to see)
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-08-2014
Yo mamma so fat she broke the rope I tried to hang her with last night
RE: Jokes - Iceglade - 04-08-2014
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
...to get to the other tide
*hides
RE: Jokes - Chibill - 04-08-2014
Why does 1 + 1 = 10?
Because your counting in binary silly.
RE: Jokes - Nickster258 - 04-08-2014
My list of anti-jokes:
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
-He was hit by a bus.
Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
-she had no arms.
Knock-knock, who's there?
-not Suzy.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
-The holocaust.
Just a small list. I can keep going...
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-08-2014
Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
RE: Jokes - Xray_Doc - 04-08-2014
(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
Nice screencap copy.
Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass
RE: Jokes - AFtExploision - 04-09-2014
(04-08-2014, 11:44 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote:THANKS(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.
Nice screencap copy.
Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass
RE: Jokes - gelloe - 04-09-2014
I'm a little disappointed by the replies, but It's better than nothing.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
>Because it was on a roll<
RE: Jokes - Xray_Doc - 04-09-2014
We can see the white text.
You are the real joke.