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I don't know about you guys, but I'm a jokes person. Like, a hardcore jokes person. I make jokes a lot, and I share them in person but not much online. I need that to change. SOOO, how about we have a joke exchange? Eh? Eh? What do you think? Let me start off with one of my classics

What do you pay at a suicide booth?

A death toll(Select with your mouse to see)

Yo mamma so fat she broke the rope I tried to hang her with last night

Why did the whale cross the ocean?






















...to get to the other tide

*hides

Why does 1 + 1 = 10?









Because your counting in binary silly.

My list of anti-jokes:

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
-He was hit by a bus.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
-she had no arms.
Knock-knock, who's there?
-not Suzy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
-The holocaust.

Just a small list. I can keep going...

Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.

(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: [ -> ]Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.

Nice screencap copy.

Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass

(04-08-2014, 11:44 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-08-2014, 11:37 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: [ -> ]Why can't Nazis make good cakes? All the good ovens were full.

Nice screencap copy.

Gay people are so uptight, it's like they havea stick up their ass

THANKS

I'm a little disappointed by the replies, but It's better than nothing.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

>Because it was on a roll<

We can see the white text.

You are the real joke.

(04-09-2014, 06:17 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: [ -> ]We can see the white text.

You are the real joke.

We'll laugh at you. We'll laugh hard.

(04-09-2014, 06:17 PM)Xray_Doc Wrote: [ -> ]We can see the white text.

You are the real joke.

You truly are a master of Xray...

Stay classy, xray

NEW JOKE!

I hate that version. I better prefer the riddle one:

The man who makes it doesn't want it.
The man who wants it doesn't use it.
The man who's using it doesn't know he is using it.

What is "it"?

You're so fat, you look the cheat codes up for wii fit

(04-17-2014, 11:43 AM)EDevil Wrote: [ -> ]You're so fat, you look the cheat codes up for wii fit

Reddit: A Tale of Unorigionality

now i cri

xD

btw i was playing world of tanks in the T1 cummingham when a person said to check around the c-4. I yelled NO THAT SHIT GONNA BLOW UP

ba dum tss

(04-17-2014, 06:01 PM)Dcentrics Wrote: [ -> ]btw i was playing world of tanks in the T1 cummingham when a person said to check around the c-4. I yelled NO THAT SHIT GONNA BLOW UP

Just soooo original.

thx m8

(04-18-2014, 02:56 PM)Dcentrics Wrote: [ -> ]thx m8

u wot m8?

Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

Man you stand on toilet high on pot!

Who is Geaneral Falure and why is he reading my hard drive.

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Thoses who understand binary and those who don't.

(04-20-2014, 01:58 AM)snugglycreeper9 Wrote: [ -> ]Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

These are just baaaad.

(04-27-2014, 02:09 AM)Nickster258 Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-20-2014, 01:58 AM)snugglycreeper9 Wrote: [ -> ]Where did london go to school?
London.
Why did the man lose his job?
He had a man-purse.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

These are just baaaad.

bad enough to make me lol...

its like:
What did the lion say to the tiger?

Nothing

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, those who don't, those who know hexadecimal and binary, those who only know hexadecimal and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 5!

wat

(04-28-2014, 10:00 AM)David Wrote: [ -> ]There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, those who don't, those who know hexadecimal and binary, those who only know hexadecimal and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 5!

Sounds like this one:

There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary
Those who don't
And those who DIDN'T expect this joke to be in base 3!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Bump!

Bump who?

Bumping is nothing to joke about...