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RE: Nostalgic Thread - seankingman - 09-07-2013
Love reading this now and again:
http://forum.redstonedev.net/showthread.php?tid=348
RE: Nostalgic Thread - Xray_Doc - 09-07-2013
Someone compile the entire thread and post the story.
RE: Nostalgic Thread - Iceglade - 09-07-2013
But... but... it must stay in 3 word pieces D:
RE: Nostalgic Thread - Xeomorpher - 09-08-2013
While going to
cuddle red's melons
I visited Rapture
who had huuuuge
sewer infested rats
And guy played
Minecraft Pocket Edition
in magic circle
for twelve hours
Under a vivid
Protrait of lemurs
in a trance
of party ponies
and glitter glue
While dancing around
a stripper pole
with mass enthusiasm
They all burned
He woke up
Well... ehh burned
but wait! because
My imagination says
don't lick xeo's
Big red nose
because it's very
big and red
Unsatisfying for it
he went on
To save Narnia
but he actually
Did something else.
that gave him
Diabeetus and a
very sore nose
, a sore butt,
He finally defeated
The old slime
And reclaimed his
magic car that
Travels through time
and 4 dimensios.
and allows for
Grammar nazis to
invade this forum
with their stupid
, yet ingenious comments,
about inglish narwhals
After that Xeomorpher
lay down thinking
about the vast
expances of delicious
melons in methlab
Or in xeocave
He suddenly exclaimed
Xray is funny!
Xeo is not.
there are no
seducing grape monkeys
That could possibly
enjoy eating bannanas.
Because bananas are
too expensive for
Parties to have
inbetween their toes.
yet due to
After parties we
died due to
a segmentation fault
caused by princess
bratface the tyrant
and Luna during
an electrical storm.
That lasted a
year, despite protesters'
Would not stop
eating alien's hats.
that flew violently
In calm winds
despite the rapidly
accelerating transdimentonal zeppelin
which was totally
which threatened to
steal private keys
Confused my grammar
yet through it
we managed to
Preserve a valuable
ancient magical artifact
whose inexplicable disparateness
caused malefic catastrophes.
Yet throughout Oxford,
the purple pants
were having raves
in dark alleyways
meanwhile, under Birmingham
the fish drowned
; millions cried viciously
, hungry for brains!
Thus, henceforth xeo
and AJ fled
away to Oslo
, basing criminal operations
on the strange
Giant orange duck
giant turtles there.
Who werent turtles
Yet amoebas ate
giant orange ducks
with strawberry frosting
and deadly cheesecakes
and orange ducks
that gradually advance
into GIANT ducks
and more frosting
which enabled them
to eat several
Giant orange orphases
After that Xeo
Resumed to perform
the demonic ritual.
by wish of
his fellow countrymen
and several walruses
who murdered the
Brotherhood of Steel
and countrymens' wives
After the king
overtook the throne
From the late
Bill the medium
but still managed
to arouse several
pink fluffy poodles
And boring goldfish
In which they
Timey whimey stuff
at Xray's grammar.
Always makes sense
Disproven right there.
Even though we
made it snow
And did stuff
that almost destroyed
Half the world
and Xeo's base.
then xeo cried
WHAT THE HELL!
and shot xray
But he regenerated
with a moustache!
3 metres long
And weighed several
hundred cubic tonnes
Sean, t'wasn't, thre'words
that breathed fire
and made potatoes
that destroyed fifteen
of tello"s redstone
creations, expanding across
1.34 blocks and
50^50 lightyears but,
didnt care because
he was wanting
that space cleared
anyway, so he
laughed at xray
Who was shovelling
the f**king snow
which he loved
because it tasted
like florida dirt
which vaguely resembles
a fiery hell
Where he could
row his boat
yet several cats
hated his rowing
so they all
lit his boat
untill oxidising rapidly
and everybody cheered
all but one...
xray screamed as
his beloved MLP
hit the firey
furnace and melted
He went to
the boat's funeral
and mourned it
and tried to
Convince everyone that
it was alive
But it wasn't
Or was it?
Maybe it was
yet we all
thought he was
eating too much
As he kept
shovelling coal into
his coal-eating mouth
While Jesse danced
to the beat
of my maracas!
And my axe!
The wood chipper
made of children.
Started to play
A tuba and
went off tune
But Aaron still
ate EVERY SINGLE
Xeomorpher in sight
and all spam
oh god no...
Silly spambot, that's more than 3 words.
Sillyspambot doesn'tunderstand numbers
or does she?
Maybe it does?
You disagreeable doctor!
['OH you picture']
I will NOT post a picture of a dog, with a caption reading "Oh me"
I can do it for you if you want.
Then he died... the end
*dubstep*
*slow pop music starts playing* best music choice
*Rock Starts playing*
I was being sarcastic.
*Puts down katana*
*Trout likes Rock...
I give up.
/suicide
This is boring.
You're boring...
I hate Xeo.
Me too!
And then... *drumroll*
/suicide
* AJMansfield slaps Xeomorpher's corpse around a bit with a large trout.
* I hate Trout, Trout hates Me!
The thread restarted,
Why say that?
Well why not.
well why not ask why not?
Thus I did so.
But you should not have as your actions have created a consequence that has backfired.
Further explanation, as to the effects of such a backfire would be appreciated, as I am unable to determine the subjectual backfire, to which you refer.
A back-fire or backfire is an explosion produced either by a running internal combustion engine that occurs in the air intake or exhaust system rather than inside the combustion chamber or unburned fuel or hydrocarbons ignited somewhere in the exhaust system. A visible flame may momentarily shoot out of the exhaust pipe. Either condition causes an objectionable popping noise, together with possible loss of power and forward motion. A back-fire is a separate phenomenon from the fire produced by Top Fuel dragsters.
Also, an explosion in the inlet manifold, carburetor/throttle body, or air cleaner of an internal combustion engine can occur when the intake valves are not shut prior to fuel combustion.[1]
The term derives from parallel experiences with early unreliable firearms or ammunition, in which the explosive force was directed out at the breech instead of the muzzle.[citation needed] From this came the use of the word "backfire" as a verb to indicate something that produces an unintended, unexpected, and undesired result.
This backfiring term was used in a way to simulate what would of happened, as a consequence, if you had stated such things. Tongue
What consequence was that?
A conesquence of Xeo stating that he asked why not.
And what was the consequence?
This consequence held the value of 3.14159265359.
So the Egyptians discovered pi so that there would be a consequence for Xeo's post?
Indeed, Xeo's post needs a consequence or else the Universe would not exist.
JUST DO NOT DIVIDE BY 0! That evil pony bastard would... I am sure of it.. Do not give him the idea!
DU=/0
0/0 ... There, I said it.
Damn, we're dead.
Don't worry! 1/1 FIGHT BACK!
1/1 vs. 0/0
0/0 is just NaN. Real men write random numbers into pointers in unallocated space in privileged mode.
Real men use their imagination to code.
I don't know about you but I use code to code...
Too mainstream.
No, I use a special type of code to code
Well I use code code to code.
I code code to code code for me
HA HA HA
3 Word game, my story: Then it happened!
Bumpity Bump Bump
and then bump
and then STOP.
That took some time to write.
RE: Nostalgic Thread - EDevil - 09-08-2013
I'm impressed
RE: Nostalgic Thread - Xray_Doc - 09-08-2013
(09-08-2013, 10:20 AM)Xeomorpher Wrote: accelerating transdimentonal zeppelin
Good times.
RE: Nostalgic Thread - mad1231999 - 09-08-2013
This is what made me join the RDF back in early-mid-2011:
RE: Nostalgic Thread - Xeomorpher - 09-08-2013
I rememember that lump of fluffy goodness.