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RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-29-2014
(04-28-2014, 05:24 PM)Nuuppanaani Wrote:Wow, the similarities of a sticky piston and a penis....(04-28-2014, 03:57 PM)seankingman Wrote:And it shoots the stuff it's holding out if u use it too quickly.(04-28-2014, 02:23 AM)Xray_Doc Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:46 PM)seankingman Wrote:(04-26-2014, 09:44 PM)David Wrote: it's two meters long and one meter thick!
And doubles in length when it is given energy.
I probably should tell you it doesn't work half the time and might spaz out a bit.
Very true!
(04-29-2014, 10:25 AM)EDevil Wrote: try (
being on topic
)
catch (
Admin will delete post
)
finally (
*Goes back to work*
)
I'm sorry my friend, but you're wrong. I'll fix it up for ya!
try {
being("onTopic");
} catch(Exception e) {
abuseAdminPowers("deletePost");
} finally {
pretend("goBackToWork");
}
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-29-2014
its not abuse if its reality.
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 05-16-2014
The alphabet has 21 letters, right? [She says "No, 26 ye dumbass"]. Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xray_Doc - 05-16-2014
More like, U-R-A-F-G-T
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 06-13-2014
Why buying expensive bra's when i can hold your boobs all day long for free?
RE: Worst pickup lines - JeremyG - 06-13-2014
I'd GeT_RiGhT in your F0rest, if you know what I mean
RE: Worst pickup lines - PabloDons - 06-13-2014
Daaaaayyyyuuuuummmm guuuurrl!
RE: Worst pickup lines - Xeomorpher - 06-13-2014
*stare at them furiously for 40 minutes*
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 06-14-2014
(05-16-2014, 06:42 AM)David Wrote: The alphabet has 20 letters, right? [She says "No, 26 ye dumbass"]. Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
[She says "You're missing 1 letter ye dumbass"]
Oh, You'll get the 'D' later!
RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 06-15-2014
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh!