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RE: Worst pickup lines - David - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 09:55 AM)EDevil Wrote: You have a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in there
Clever...
RE: Worst pickup lines - JeremyG - 04-21-2014
Ain't nothing 'micro' or 'soft' about it...
RE: Worst pickup lines - Dcentrics - 04-21-2014
its only micro when its soft.... :C STOP JUDGING ME *cr1s 4 d4y5
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-21-2014
At least Im not Dcentrics
RE: Worst pickup lines - EDevil - 04-21-2014
(04-21-2014, 03:57 PM)AFtExploision Wrote: At least Im not DcentricsIndeed.
Anyhow: Is your name google? Cause you're everything im searching for.
(Yes, old one. But it needed to be mentioned in le post.)
RE: Worst pickup lines - seankingman - 04-21-2014
My female sense is tingling.
RE: Worst pickup lines - newomaster - 04-21-2014
Baby can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve?
RE: Worst pickup lines - greatgamer34 - 04-22-2014
(04-21-2014, 10:30 PM)newomaster Wrote: Baby can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve?
Im using this. This is mine.... ALL MINE!!!!
RE: Worst pickup lines - AFtExploision - 04-22-2014
Baby, come and look at my 64 bits.
RE: Worst pickup lines - VirtualPineapple - 04-23-2014
Acquire several dozen limes.
Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”